Ain’t no party like a cat lady party ‘cause a cat lady party has cats.
Hello, I am Chelsea and I am a Very Serious Cat Lady. And if there’s something Very Serious Cat Ladies need besides cats, cat toys, and cat clothing, it’s alcohol. And lots of it.
So I’m here to give you some recipes for delicious cocktails and advice on how best to optimize your enjoyment of them in ~true cat lady fashion~.
One of the best parts of cat-personhood is the naps. They’re warm, soothing, and if you can get one of your guys to purr on you, absolute heaven. Only thing better than that? Adding some gin and a little lavender to calm the nerves.
2 shots of gin Juice from one whole lime Soda water Simple syrup Lavender
Directions Infuse 1 shot of gin with 1 Tbsp. of cooking lavender for two to three hours. Strain the lavender from the infusion and mix with one non-infused shot of gin. Add lime juice, a splash of simple syrup, and a splash of soda water. Before putting drink in the class, coat rim with simple syrup and dip in pile of lavender. Stir with closest available cat toy and enjoy!